Monday, August 9, 2010

No, I have not given birth yet

Just a little FYI or maybe it is a rant either way you can read it or not. Here are the facts:

Yes, it is my ESTIMATED due date today.

No, I have not delivered yet.

Yes, I know I look HUGE, thanks for the reminder.

No, staring at me will not put me in labor so please STOP.

If you know me well enough to have my personal cell phone number - I will call or text when we have the baby - you will not be out of the loop, I promise we are not that mean.

Yes, I am a little cranky at times and I am not cooking anymore or cleaning too well so don't expect too much if you stop by my house.

Enough said - maybe I should go watch a movie or something. I finished all my good books - disappointed about that.

7 comments:

Sarah said...

oh bless! hang in there!!

Gabbin' with Giff said...

It's all too fresh for me dear, I'm irritated right with you! :)

Tif's Mom said...

Oh, Tif! You are being brave enough to put into words what every overdue mother feels! Good for you! It can only go on for so long at this point--hang in there!

Anonymous said...

How entertaining!! Spoken like MY little girl. Go get'em Gator!! Love you, DAD xoxoxo

Tif's mom said...

Hey, Tif, maybe you should watch Cheaper by the Dozen...it might lighten your day!

auntie chris said...

Love it, love it love!! I think it's just another sign to get grouchy....kick back and be lazy.
You are doing much work just being nine months pregnant. :-)

summer said...

it's okay, sis. we all still love you anyway. :) muah!